You might be if :
- You get a library card to save money on books and then come home from said library, with books you bought from the library book sale section.
- You have bookmarked 400,000 websites in your computer's favorites, in case they might be useful at some point.
- Instead of presents, you have asked friends and family to give your child gift cards to Staples and Michael's Crafts for holidays and birthdays.
- You no longer have a dining room table or a dining room, for that matter. All those supplies have to go somewhere!
- There is never anything to put out in the recycle bin because you may need that doohickey, thingamabob, or whatnot someday for some as of yet, un-named science project.
- You stock up on blank notebooks, just in case the entire world decides to go "paperless".
- You finally have a reason to hang on to your parent's thirty year collection of National Geographic magazines.
- You child doesn't understand why the telephone pictures in his textbooks, have really long cords attached.
- All of the photos, on all the walls and doors around your home have been replaced with charts, posters and diagrams.
- You have three plastic leaf bags full of empty toilet paper and paper towels rolls in your garage because... well, just because.
4 comments:
Aw, love this post! I think we are all hoarders. :)
@Happy Elf: Thanks! I think your probably right.
Oh, that's funny. I think a lot of that falls under the category of just having kids in your house. I always hung onto art supplies for all of their projects. Have I ever told you that I'm the Queen of Dioramas? I ROCK at those things!
Oh this is funny! Love it. Why don't you post this at BlogHer or Mamapedia?
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